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Oh, Flinkies!
It's Fazmagoo!

Misery loves company...

The Short Film
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OH, FLINKIES! ⭐ DARK COMEDY ⭐ MISERY LOVES COMPANY ⭐ 10-12 MIN SHORT FILM ⭐ COSMIC WIZARD ENERGY ⭐ HELP US MAKE THIS ⭐ FAZMAGOOOOOO! ⭐ CONFETTI EVERYWHERE ⭐ OH, FLINKIES! ⭐ DARK COMEDY ⭐ MISERY LOVES COMPANY ⭐ 10-12 MIN SHORT FILM ⭐ COSMIC WIZARD ENERGY ⭐ HELP US MAKE THIS ⭐ FAZMAGOOOOOO! ⭐ CONFETTI EVERYWHERE ⭐

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The Story

Fazmagoo is a cosmic wizard cursed to endlessly cure people's misery. He crashes into the life of Gregory, a man consumed by insecurity over his girlfriend's well-endowed ex.

Fazmagoo's attempts to "help" lead to a night of debauchery, murder, and ultimately, self-revelation as Fazmagoo realises he is, in fact, the most miserable being in the universe.

"Be happy with what you got.
Because it could always be worse."
The entire point of the film
The encounter
The bar

The Characters

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Fazmagoo

The Cosmic Wizard

A cosmic being in a ratty blue wizard outfit. Loves beer. Hates his job. Stores everything under his hat.

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Gregory

The Everyman

A 30-something guy with one devastating insecurity. Goes by Greg. Just having a really, really bad day.

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Chad

The Ex

A towering Adonis who reads Corinthians in his spare time. You'll understand the eggplant when you see it.

Themes & Tone

Dark Comedy Goofy Emasculation Existentialism

Think Rick and Morty meets I Think You Should Leave, filtered through Community's Dean-energy and a dash of Monty Python. Except the wizard is sadder and there's more confetti.

The Maniacs Behind This

Noa
Noa Mouritzen-Ward
Writer / Fazmagoo

Co-writer and the man behind the wizard hat. Noa plays Fazmagoo himself, bringing the cosmic misery to life with the kind of commitment that only someone who's been acting in short films since before it was cool (it was never cool) could muster.

Passion of the Chris (2023) Post Malone Parody (2023) Brain & Brian (2024) Office Drama (2024) Saving Art (2024) My Joint with John (2025)
Bart
Bart van de Steeg
Writer / Director

Co-writer, director, and the one steering this ship into the iceberg on purpose. Bart brings the vision, the structure, and the questionable decision-making that turns "we should probably not do this" into "we're definitely doing this."

Passion of the Chris (2023) Post Malone Parody (2023) Brain & Brian (2024) Office Drama (2024) Saving Art (2024) My Joint with John (2025)

Poke our faces. We dare you.

Bad Writers Present...

The questionable filmography that got us here.

Passion of the Chris

Passion of the Chris

2023
Post Malone Parody

Post Malone Parody

2023
Brain & Brian

Brain & Brian

2024
Office Drama

Office Drama

2024
Saving Art

Saving Art

2024
My Joint with JohnCOMING SOON

My Joint with John

2025

Fund This Madness

3-day shoot. Wizard costumes. Fake blood. Way too much confetti. We need your help.

€0 raisedGoal: €5,000

Reward Tiers

Give what you can. Every bit helps bring Fazmagoo to life.

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€5
The "Gregory"
  • Thank you in the credits
  • Raffle ticket for Fazmagoodies!
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€20
The "Chad"
  • Everything below
  • Fazmagoo's business card
  • 4x raffle tickets
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€50
The "Fazmagoo"
  • Everything below
  • Signed script by entire cast
  • 10x raffle tickets
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€75
The "Elder Fazmagoo"
  • Everything below
  • Signed hat of Fazmagoo
  • 15x raffle tickets
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€100
The "Oh, Flinkies!"
  • Everything below
  • Signed poster
  • 20x raffle tickets
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€150
The "Cosmic Being"
  • Everything below
  • Signed props from the film
  • Signed posters
  • 30x raffle tickets
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€500
The "Executive Producer"
  • Everything below
  • Executive Producer credit
  • Featured on Fazmagoo's List
  • 100x raffle tickets
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FAQ

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What the hell is a Fazmagoo?

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A cosmic being in a ratty wizard outfit cursed to find the most miserable person across time and space and help them. Like a really bad, drunk, interdimensional therapist. With a clipboard under his hat.

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What does "Flinkies" mean?

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We genuinely don't know. Neither does Gregory. It's Fazmagoo's thing. Don't question it.

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Where will you film this?

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Berlin and surrounding areas. The bunker scene might require some creative set design. Chad's house is probably just someone's apartment with a really big door.

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What's the budget for?

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Cast, crew, locations, wizard costumes, post-production, VFX, approximately 4,000 kg of confetti, and beer for Fazmagoo. The beer is non-negotiable.

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When will the film be done?

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3-day shoot once funded. Post-production wraps a few months later. We'll keep you posted. Probably with too many emails.

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Is this actually going to be good?

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The script is on its 10th draft. Tenth. That's commitment. We've made short films, a documentary, and at least one thing that went mildly viral. We know what we're doing. Mostly.

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Don't Leave
Fazmagoo Hanging.

His entire existence is a never-ending loop of misery. But with your help, at least this film won't be.

FUND THIS MADNESS
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